The first monk! Wenban Yama Songshan Shaolin Temple "ordao" was "a monk" and 24 meters tall monks wear monk robes to eat vegetarian food in the vegetarian hall

"The world's martial arts come from Shaolin" is not a praising sentence. On June 8, when the Spurs' "Bamboo Giant" Wenbanyama appeared in Shaolin Temple in Songshan with a 2.24-meter-old figure, even the sweeping monk couldn't help but take a look.

This French guy who made the league's upside down in the NBA rookie season suddenly shaved his shiny bald head while visiting, put on a monk's robe and sat in the Zen Martial Arts Hall, looking like a modern version of "Sweeping the Ground" that had secretly practiced the "Yi Jin Jing". You know, last year, American internet celebrity "Hyperthyroidism" was just wearing a headband to play when he came to Shaolin. This time, Ban Yama shaved three thousand worries. Netizens were in a panic: "Is the Spurs going to train the next stone Buddha Duncan, or are they preparing to develop the "Basketball Yijin Jing"? "

Wenban Yama's trip to Shaolin is like a kung fu comedy. The scene of entering the mountain gate with a casual outfit is not warmer than scissors. In a blink of an eye, he became a "god-at-minded monk" with a reflection on his head. The young monks who practice martial arts in the Zen Martial Arts Hall looked at him with their necks raised, as if they were watching a moving pagoda - after all, it took ten years for ordinary monks to practice the Golden Bell Cover, and this person was born with a "physical defense bonus". The most amazing thing is the staff member in his team who also had his head shaved. The two of them looked clasped their hands in front of the vegetarian rice. Those who didn't know thought that Shaolin Temple had a new "International Branch".

This "No. 1 High Monk in Shaolin" is not done with just a few shots. When he learned the moves with the monk, his long legs, like a crane, turned the "sweeping hall legs" into "sweeping hall legs", and almost kicked the incense burner in the practice room.

It is even more funny when eating. An ordinary monk has three bowls of vegetarian food to fill his body, so he has to eat five bowls - height determines the appetite, and Shaolin Temple is no exception. A tourist secretly photographed him trying to meditate cross-legged, but his knees almost poked his chin, like a stick insect that had only folded inappropriately.

The netizens' imagination is richer than that of the Sutra Library in Shaolin Temple. Some people say that he is practicing "basketball sealing" in advance and is preparing to use his bald head to interfere with his opponent's shooting next season; some people find out the photos of Duncan smirking on the bench back then, lamenting that the Spurs will always follow the "smart and foolish" route for selecting players.

The most detrimental comment is: "It is recommended that the league check whether the Shaolin abbot secretly gave Wenban a secret. What if he suddenly used the "Foshan Shadowless Dunk" in the season? "Even "Hyperthyroid brother" posted videos and shouted overnight: "Brother, you are cheating! I only dared to wear a headband at the beginning, did you convert to my Buddha directly? "

However, Wenban Yama was quite dedicated. Although he is a cold-faced killer in the NBA, he smiled happier than winning the slam dunk contest when he rolled up his sleeves and learned Monkey Fist at Shaolin Temple. According to the monk in the temple, this French guy was particularly interested in "Zen Tea Yiwei". He held the teacup and thought seriously, as if he was studying Popovich's new tactics. Before leaving, I had to try to hit the bell, but as a result, I went down with a pestle and the bell made the pigeons escape collectively - this is probably the legendary "physical salvation".

Wenban Yama's bald head shines in the sunset of Shaolin Temple, like a walking basketball philosophy symbol.

Contemporary professional athletes live like precision machines, but this French guy used an impromptu "sorting" to complete the most vivid cultural break-up - it turns out that the sparks of NBA stars and the thousand-year-old temple are more wonderful than the arc of a three-pointer passing through the sky. When he clumsily imitated the Wei Tuo Palm in front of the Main Hall, we suddenly understood: Isn’t the so-called “integration of Zen and martial arts” just to teach people to respect professionalism with a playful mentality?

The next time I see Wenban Yama dunking on the court, the fans may smile knowingly - the slashing button may contain the Shaolin stick technique.

After all, this "Empressed Monk" uses five bowls of vegetarian rice and a set of crooked monkey fists to tell us: the real strong people know how to find their own "no move is better than a move" between the arena of steel and concrete and the Zen of the ancient Buddha of Qinglan. As for that bald head? Just treat it as the latest style of "consecration magic weapon" in the basketball world!